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SEAN AVERY FUCKED UP!

December 2, 2008

The NHL’s resident douche-bag, Sean Avery, has been suspended indefinitely after hatin’ on Calgary Flames defenceman, Dion Phaneuf and his girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert.

Avery used to date Cuthbert. But then she moved onto better things, i.e Mike Komisarek from the Canadiens, and then on to worse-but-still-better-than-Sean-Avery things in Phaneuf.

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Avery and Cuthbert


Phaneuf and Cuthbert

This morning in Calgary, where the Stars are playing tonight, Avery said “I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada.”

Aw thanks, Sean, Canada loves you too. (Not really.)

But then, he went on to say “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.”

OUCH.

Well, atleast Martin Brodeur is probably laughing.

YOU FUCKED UP!

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. tristan permalink
    December 4, 2008 12:37 am

    quality hockey gossip, no doubt the work of a certain hilary!

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