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WHITE HOUSE MILITARY OFFICE FUCKED UP

April 28, 2009

artlowairplanewabcHey, remember September 11th? Apparently Louis Caldera doesn’t.

Caldera approved the plane that serves as Air Force One to make a low flyover in New York City. You know, the place where two airplanes were flown into towers.

Needless to say, people freaked.

Evidence of said freakage:

Best part? They did it for a photo op. The White House was updating its stock photos of Air Force One.

Also on the fuck-up list is the FCC, who didn’t think to perhaps tell NYC that a plane was going to zoom around their buildings.

White House Military Office:

YOU FUCKED UP!

Special thanks to Andrew who texted this story to us so enthusiastically.

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TIME MAGAZINE FUCKED UP

April 27, 2009
moot in the flesh

TIME Magazine’s Most Influential Person of The Year is: moot. The guy that started 4chan (link NSFW or anyone who retains any sense of innocence). Seriously.

The 21-year-old college student and founder of the online community 4chan.org, whose real name is Christopher Poole, received 16,794,368 votes and an average influence rating of 90 (out of a possible 100) to handily beat the likes of Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Oprah Winfrey. To put the magnitude of the upset in perspective, it’s worth noting that everyone Moot beat out actually has a job

Except–oh wait–4chan hacked the fuck out of the poll.

Observe:

hack

Shit, we just lost the game.

Did TIME notice such an obvious hack? Let’s investigate.

While Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao got a larger vote total (20,391,818), the runner-up for the title of world’s most influential person, Malaysian politician Anwar Ibrahim, received a mere 47 on the influence scale … TIME.com’s technical team did detect and extinguish several attempts to hack the vote.

Anwar Ibrahim is being recognized as the runner-up and TIME thinks they retained some sense of poll-related integrity. Lulz achieved.

TIME Magazine:

YOU FUCKED UP!

If you aspire to be next year’s most influentual person, you can see how they hacked it here.

MISSED CONNECTION POSTER FUCKED UP

April 27, 2009

Today someone left us a slightly creepy Missed Connection on Craigslist.

mc

Now you may be asking yourself, why is this a fuck-up? We here at YFU love MCs and read them religiously.

The reason this is a fuck-up is the poster did not leave a name or any indication of who they are. How can we lavish affection upon a mystery man?

MC poster:

YOU FUCKED UP!

WE FUCKED UP AGAIN

April 26, 2009

Remember when we said we’d be back soon?

We lied. Well it depends on your definition of “soon.” Mostly we lied.

But we are back!

And with a new look and everything. You like?

WE FUCKED UP!

January 27, 2009

Hello dear readers,

We realize that we have not been actively reporting fuck-ups lately. We are sorry for this. 

Some potential excuses include: We’re been too busy with school (but we go to Ryerson, so everyone knows that is a LIE), we have actual lives (again, a lie), we found love (not true– no missed connections yet, and as far as I know Zac is still dating Hudgens…eww ) and there are no fuck-ups to report (ok it’s been semi-bleak on that front, but really we’ve just been kinda lazy).

However, we will recommence soon hopefully. Please don’t hate us. Maybe there will be some exciting new things for you to look forward to from YFU in the near future. JUST MAYBE!!

 WE FUCKED UP!

But not for long.

TITTY MOUSEPAD SHIPPER FUCKED UP

December 30, 2008

Generally when ordering dirty things online, it’s stressed that your item will arrive in discreet packaging.

Unless you ordered the anime girl mousepad set from Japanese dirty game maker AKABEi SOFT2, who probably made some UPS workers giggle.

The mousepads, each featuring a skanky anime girl with the bottom edged scalloped to match her tits/ass, arrived in boxes that read “Lots of boobs set” in Japanese.

oppaigaippai

The company even issued an apology!

YOU FUCKED UP!

See the full $166 set after the jump.

Read more…

YOU FUCKED UP

December 24, 2008

Tsk tsk.

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